Does the infield fly rule keep you awake at night? Does the mention of a “triple play” put dirty thoughts in your head? Don’t know the difference between a sac fly and a bar fly?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, fear not my sports challenged friend, Charlie Hustle is here to help. When I’m through with you, you’ll be a full-fledged tobacco chewing, crotch-grabbing ball player. For starters, I’ve put together a list of What’s Hot and What’s Not in the YK Slo-pitch community so that you don’t look like a total fool the first time you show up at the diamond. Commit these to memory and you won’t stick out like a sore thumb.

 
Category What's Hot What's Not
High Perf. Bat Worth PST Extra Worth Wicked
Fashion Trend Knee high socks Flat brim hats
Breakout Homerun hitter Jeremy Stringer Hash Manickum
Beer Garden Posterchild Trina Carroll Rug
Ball diamond Fritz #2 Fritz #1
Headgear Beach Hats Mesh Ball Caps
Diet Street Meat Atkins
Tournament Suds Cup #2 The Olympics
Extra base hits Stand up triple Ground rule double
At bat strategy Swing away Take the walk
Beer Garden Activity Streaking The Wave
Post game drinks location The Elks The Pig and Feather
Strikeout Pitch The Slurve 5 finger knuckleball
Leisure activity Beer Gardens Working out
Winning Graciously Poorly
Out of town team Paddle Prairie Hay River Heat
Beer Garden pick up line Mine's a 34" 28oz bat Do you want to use my balls?
Website www.ykslopitch.com www.yk.slopitch.nt.ca
Relationship Summer ball fling Marriage
IP tourney champs Team Ontario Team Sask.